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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

There is no greater joy than the burst of solution to a problem

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually produce a Java program. The rest will produce Perl scripts.

There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky and a dog to eat the rare steak.

It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn’t.