munkiepus's Quotes


I only got two things in this world my balls and my word and I don't break them for nobody!

Tony Montana


A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Robert A. Heinlein

Quote 44 - Americans

Americans can always be counted on to do the right thing...after they have exhausted all other possibilities.

Winston Churchill

Quote 43

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Winston Churchill

Quote 42 - Patriotism

Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw

Quote 41 - Chess with Cards

Poker is Chess with cards but everyone starts with different pieces.

Quote 38 - Poker brilliance

Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents.

Lou Krieger

Quote 42 - Responsibilities

It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.

Peter Ustinov

Quote 40 - Change the World

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Margaret Mead

Quote 39 - Creationism

Creationists believe that man was instantaneously created by God based on an account in a book called "the Bible." Several thousand years ago, a small tribe of ignorant near-savages wrote various collections of myths, wild tales, lies, and gibberish. Over the centuries, these stories were embroidered, garbled, mutilated, and torn into small pieces that were then repeatedly shuffled. Finally, this material was badly translated into several languages successively. The resultant text, creationists feel, is the best guide to this complex and technical subject.

Tom Weller

explains the evolutionist-creationist debate, from his 1985 book Science Made Stupid


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